fat fuck

fat fuck (noun)
1. Someone with a body-mass-index of 50 or over.
2. Someone who is wider around than they are tall.

1. When Jimmy gained the last 50 pounds, he crossed the line from morbidly obese to fat fuck.
2. As she chewed Wonka's three-course-meal gum, Violet Beauregarde rapidly swelled to fat fuck proportions.

by xantres42 February 13, 2009

truck fucked

when some punk ass security gaurd comes at me and my friends when we are skateboarding and tries to take our boards...we hit him with the truck of our board...

"oooh dude, you just got truck fucked!"

by Xbashlee March 7, 2009

this fucking guy

A statement that fakes irritation towards a person you actually find endearing despite your better judgment.

"This fucking guy! Comes to my house and eats all my food, then leaves."

This fucking guy! Comes to my house, eats all my food, and then leaves!

by richardpwnsner November 1, 2017

fucking hurts

A phrase used to describe something that hurts, usually while you are in pain, or angry.

(Steve walks into the classroom and his buddy Joe starts talking to him)

Joe: Hey Steve.
Steve: I don't want to fucking be here, my head fucking hurts.

by niggertits31234 January 11, 2012

an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.

by bearded abe March 5, 2005

sun fucked

A form of severe sun burn

Doug says, "hey dude, you're REALLY red."

"Yeah dude, I TOTALLY got sun fucked," Kirk replies.

by Doug H and Kirk L April 25, 2006

trailer fuck

Getting it up the butt in the back of a stank ass trailer.

I want you to trailer fuck me so hard.

by your mom May 16, 2003