Penis baby

Tiny penis man

You have a penis baby

by Science_Master April 20, 2021

Penis

A male organ used to Cumblast mostly black women to white wash their ass and quit being such a ho.

White bro 1 I cumblasted shanequa Williams last night with my penis she cleaned it all up.
White bro 2 Williams? Damn, no homo I cumblasted her mom last night also.

Both white bros together: bro, we should touch tips.

by Spunkfunk August 16, 2023

Penis

Penis is a penis, you like penis? you touched your best guy friend on the shoulder?? YOUR GAY and you like penis's

noah: hey dude can you rub my shoulder

jake: sure

narrator: gasp your gay now because you are rubbing his shoulders means you like penis

by Batisgay June 10, 2022

Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.

My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau

by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021

penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals

i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020

Penis

It's a rare species often living in your mother's bed.

Me, a 7 year old boy: "My mom's bed is full of penises!"
My teacher: "..........."

by what's a penis? February 2, 2023

Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

by WileyLouis November 12, 2012