my man what the fu-

the time where you aren`t in a situation and feel like my man what the fu-

you see a guy fall out of nowhere you say my man what the fu-

by redditor_idiot February 27, 2022

Guess what

Chicken butt

Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: what?
Person 1: chicken butt

by Omgwhatnamesarethere February 28, 2022

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022

what

WHEN SOMEONE IS CONFUSED OR SUM

"what is the answer to this?"

"it's two!!!!!"

by Julia<333 March 2, 2022

WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX

Cites things you don't know about.

To use to weed out almost anyone.

Nobody ever tells you , "as QUESTIONS " .

Best escape , ",JUST DO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT".

Look I know I can say I don't know anything about BIOTECH RESEARCH PROCEDURES but "the implication of the question " WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX is " WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY , ",I DON'T KNOW" well my friend I am just going to tell you " I DON'T KNOW SHIT" as is it accurate to say that cause to be honest that is the best I can do.

A KNOW IT ALL really needs to say WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX as I never did try AXIOM to clean up as THAT IS " ALL"I have to say.

I am just TIRED and STUPID as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX about you , "as I am getting NOSY, so " you are a "SPACE TROOPER" as " you can't say " buy you are in the "MILITARY".

Hey, "TEACH ME" as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW," PARADOX is " should you spend your time doing something else you are not good at "when you found something is "A DATABASE GAME CHANGER and you know "WHAT YOU ARE DOING" as leave it at that and I WILL FOCUS IN ON what I am doing , but MONEY IS ALWAYS AN ISSUE with the CASTE ASIDE SYSTEM.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 4, 2022

What the shell

Used when something unexpected happens.
You’re shocked or confused.

What the shell just happened?
What the shell is going on here?

by Mencerwencer January 16, 2026

Or what?

You make your own situation worse by not doing the thing I said?

Hym Iam "Hahaha! Or what? The thing you want isn't an option. The only option you DO have is stop doing what you are doing and do what I said. If I make a bomb... And I tell you the password to disarm the bomb is a number between 1 and 1 million... And then I tell you that the password (specifically) is 777,888... And you enter 777,889... And then I'm like 'No. It's 777,888.' And then you enter 777,887 and you look at me like a fucking retard and I'm like 'What the fuck are you doing? That's not what I said.' and you're like 'I shouldn't have to do exactly what you said! Actually, YOU should have to what I say! If I want to enter 777,889 it should work anyways!' And then I just have to sit there flabbergasted at the sheer stupidity of the position you are trying to take. As though I would make a password where doing something conceptually adjacent to the password... Would work. And no, don't misinterpret this as you tricking me into admitting there is a password. There isn't. 'SEE! I used my mind trick to got him!' No. You're still an idiot. It is the thing I'm saying it is. You do the words I say."

by Hym Iam January 18, 2026