by Some guy too much free time November 17, 2020
Get the Timemug. A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
Get the Unprecedented Timesmug. A threat to kill someone.
Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".
Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".
-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!
Show "someone" the time
Show "someone" the time
by Blackteawithmint September 27, 2019
Get the Show "someone" the timemug. by XxDragonMast3rxX December 18, 2019
Get the In The Time Before The Lightmug. by tjbeus February 1, 2023
Get the Birthday timemug. The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"
by Stygmatik November 27, 2019
Get the Turtle timemug. "Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)
by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025
Get the Five-time Namazi Syndromemug.