shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.

When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.

by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009

Shit-Scarfer

Someone who uses a scarf to wipe their butt clean. The scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. A swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. This could cause a UTI if not careful.

While trying to show her friends that she's a shit-scarfer, S*****y gave herself a wedgie.

by BooHooBean March 31, 2010

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

Shit Wrinkle

A power phrase for skid marks in your shitter. A.k.a. the stain left in the end over a toilet bowl after defecating.

"Who left the shit wrinkle in the jacks, I'll punch who ever it was in the barse!", chortled Billy

by soucerous booch January 1, 2010

Shit Crohn

Another word for a bad nickname given to someone. It can also mean a bad case of herpes.

Person 1. "Man did you see Frank over there? hes more like spank!!.

Person 2..Did you really just give Frank a Shit Crohn?

Man my dick is feeling weird, I hope that prostitute didn't give me the Shit Crohn

by Alpha Male2 January 30, 2010

shit and gasoline

a smell so terrible that only one word is not powerful enough to describe it. It is that fucking rancid and gross

Holy shit it smells in here. Kind of like SHIT and GASOLINE

by peter blarganflargan May 28, 2009

shit titters

adjective describing a state of anger, substitution for multiple curse words, in no way involves shitting on tits

Will hits a bad shot in golf, he says "Well... shit titters!"

"Thats shit titters." says Jeff. I am so mad.

by scgolfer4 October 26, 2009