Survival of the Retards

A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.

Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 21, 2024

Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?

I would be a great title maker.

Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...A product of the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

Hypothesis of Retrocausality

A speculative framework proposing that retrocausality—future events influencing the past—is a real physical phenomenon, not just a mathematical curiosity. The Hypothesis of Retrocausality suggests that time's arrow is not fundamental but emergent, and that at deeper levels, causation flows both ways. This could resolve quantum paradoxes (like wavefunction collapse), explain non-locality, and even open possibilities for time-symmetric physics. The hypothesis is not yet proven, but it offers a elegant way to think about quantum mechanics: the future and past are in dialogue, each shaping the other. It's a radical reimagining of causality itself.

Hypothesis of Retrocausality "Entanglement seems to connect particles across time as well as space. Retrocausality hypothesis says: maybe the future measurement influences the past preparation. Not spooky action at a distance, but spooky action across time. The universe might be a four-dimensional block where past and future are equally real—and equally causal."

by Dumuabzu March 6, 2026

Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.

"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"

by Merx Of Herl February 16, 2025