A great warrior wielding the power of dicus longus. Legend has it he has been defeated by hepatitis khan long ago...
teacher:"genghis khan the founder of the mongol empire "
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"
by HiggaChigga March 26, 2022
Get the penis khanmug. The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:
Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.
Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.
Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.
Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.
Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”
by StarMaple December 10, 2021
Get the Penismug. I have a penis
by UrboiShrek69 March 29, 2021
Get the penismug. by YourLeastFavoriteNerd February 20, 2021
Get the Penimug. 
You are a Penis
by TYUGFCJYUGI^%&KUIGYFTY:OIUJN December 9, 2019
Get the Penismug. by No because Yes June 18, 2022
Get the Penismug.