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The Urban Dictionary

A place where people go when they're bored. As your reading this, your most likely in a boring class right now. The Urban Dictionary not only has slang terms, but also normal definitions. You can type anything in The Urban Dictionary and most likely find a definition. You can also make your own definitions, but lets be honest it probably won't make it to the front page....oh wait.
The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time.
The Urban Dictionary by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

The Urban School 

A small wannabe artsy private high school in San Francisco located on Page Street between Ashbury and Masonic. The school does not give grades, which appeals to many preteens. This aspect becomes immensely frustrating after some time, especially when they refuse to "fail" students. Instead they send "threats of imminent peril." Students are also requires to purchase high end, Apple laptops. They often become addicted to these machines and cannot seem to function without checking their email every 10 minutes or taking Mac Photobooth pictures of themselves. Its students are generally very intelligent and wealthy. Many of them are under the impression that because they attend a school in the Haight, they are very artsy and different. This is brought out through their hipster fashion sense and music choices. Urban students are classified as druggies and hippies. They are constantly high because they can afford the best of the best and their parents are constantly travelling in their private jets in Europe. Urban kids believe they are inherently "different."
Girl 1: I went to an urban party this weekend. Everyone was wearing american apparel clothing and was on acid.
Girl 2: Wow!

Boy: I go to Urban and I'm really different.
Girl: No you're not.

Girl: wow i'm jealous of those kids at The Urban School! They are all so rich!

Sub-urban 

A witticism that seems like Urban dictionary material at the time ("Dude, that was fuckin hilarious, we gotta send that to urban dictionary") but you really had to be there. A lame UD submission .
Dude , that hilarious thing we sent to UD last night looks a little Sub-urban now that I'm sober.
Sub-urban by Raisin lover April 13, 2012

Not urban slang 

I agree with the other definition so all you stick-up-your-ass people that don't like our definitions...don't read em ya jaggaz!!!
Hey---like---this is not urban slang.
Hey---like---shut the fuck up you fucking fuckfaced fuckie.
Oh, ok.....
Not urban slang by Andi March 7, 2005

the urban dick 

A rad slang term for the urban dictionary.

A general term the sexual desires of young men living in the city.
He was a scholar, nearly memorizing every term and phrase written in the urban dick.

The rural farm people would sacrifice a newborn calf every autumn, hoping to spare their daughters from the lustful pull of the urban dick.
the urban dick by Dongbat June 14, 2017

Anti-Urban dictionary enthusiast

Someone who is not interested in posting their definition of a word or phrase based on pop culture. Someone who doesn't want to post a layman's term of an already defined word.
Sue rolled her eyes at the word "spankle" being redefine a condition when a man is too pretty. He spankles.

Later sue rolls her eyes yet again thinking to herself this makes me a an... Anti-urban dictionary enthusiast.