smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

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Get the smoketh thy nutsmug.

Nut Slap

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face

Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard

by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019

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Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.

So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker

by Pesos Weinstein September 16, 2020

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The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

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Get the heavy nuts retardomug.

clutch nut

When your nuts hurt from pushing in a clutch pedal all day.

(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!

by Racer89 July 30, 2019

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