muscle fuck

1.To tighten the top of a can bottle or screw something so tightly the grooves are stripped and insuring noone else is able to open said item. this action implies sexual frustration.

you: Ay man fuck are you doing?

your friend: trying to open this bottle of soda

You: why your eyes gotta bug out like that

your friend: Man somebody muscle fucked the shit outa this.

by maulla84 September 10, 2008

moobie fuck

Guy puts his dick between another guys man boobs. the gay version of a titie fuck.

"Oh moobie fuck me harder steve" moaned jason.

by matt Brewer January 10, 2008

Chuck Fuck

A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.

When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.

by Lukania December 17, 2008

Fucking Obama

blaming President Obama for everything; a internet phrase added to the end of complaints about pretty much anything

I can't believe it's raining. Fucking Obama.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

fuck a cat

what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.

John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...

by jrknights January 4, 2009

Titty Fucking

thrusting a dik thru 2 huge tits

joe- oo them tits are huge
kate- u can put ur dik thru them babe
joe- u mean titty fucking?

by Lol, January 2, 2010

Farmer Fuck

A male who cant perform in bed properly or should i say at all. no foreplay no rubbing or touching of any kind. just sticks his cock in there and has a few quick thrusts and "sorry girls" its all over with a grunt. like a farmer herding cattle or ploughing crops, in and out with no effort and the bare minimum of work..seems to be either young males that are too damm stupid to know any better or older males that have complex issues about females. Sad though because most farmer fucks actually think they are really good in bed and act like "players" to their friends. leaves girls very unsatisfied and frustrated and most times straight into the arms of a "Non Farmer Fuck" thus leading to more emotional scars for the poor farmer who will never learn any better.

Unfortunatley you cant determine a farmer untill after you have shagged them.

A male version of a "starfish fuck"

Girl1 "oh man!! i had the worst shag last night"

Girl2 "whys that?"

Girl1 "He didnt do anything, and i mean anything!! and it lasted not even minute"

Girl2 "oh no!!you had a farmer fuck"

by candyfloss July 23, 2007