Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual

Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth

by Goatblower May 10, 2018

space monkey

to choke someone so hard during sex that they pass out

She totally let me space monkey her last night bro, I was scared she was about to die forreal!

by throatgoat5643 September 3, 2023

mushroom monkeys

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.

Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.

by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016

Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit

you fucking cock monkey

by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

Monkey Burnout

A word made up by monkey haters to justify their evil no good monkey hating philosophy.

Monkey Burnout is a real thing guys, I swear I don't hate monkeys.

by not Sefi January 15, 2024