Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.

Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Cheese kabob

When you have anal sex with a fat woman and while pulling out she lets little farts come out

When I pulled out of Olga I heard some cheese kabobs come out

by Ref92 February 27, 2021

dick cheese

smells like gabe

dick cheese smells like gabe

by heyy :))) December 20, 2020

Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids

Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024

Big Cheese

A person who can spit bars harder and faster than Eminem.

Person A-“Have you seen Big Cheese.”
Person B-“Yes, his bars are phat.”
Person A-“I know right!”

by BrimBiddy January 14, 2022

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022