gift sex

similar to surpise sex but given as a gift that you can return but cannot get an exchange or refund on.

dude 1: Matt got gift sex from Jodie, now he is afraid to fall asleep.

dude 2: Whats so bad about that
dude 1: Jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that

by shadow8913 October 15, 2009

sex biscuit

1) the act of three men enjoying penile intercourse with one another on a stormy night in the Caribbean.

2) The act of committing sexual intercourse with a biscuit or other bread breatheren, usually involving large amounts of margarine.

I just want a big sex biscuit.

So I was watching porn last night, and I was hungry too but, I hadn't finished masturbating, so I buttered myself up a fat biscuit, fucked its shit, then ate the mother out of it.

by Mrchace January 22, 2009

Sex ketchup

Blood produced from the breaking of the hymen.

Why do all these hentai games have so much sex ketchup in them?

by Jesse Mello September 9, 2005

Sex face

Asking someone to smile, then squeezing their cheeks together and yelling sex face before laughing uncontrollably.

You may also wait for the person to smile at random then perform this special move, this is useful if a person refuses to allow a sex face to be performed on them when it plainly should.

"Lewis was smiling alot so, when he least expected it, I sex faced him."

by Cheif Beef June 8, 2009

acid sex

when a guy or girl puts acid in there asshole and then has sex in the butt.

that was some hott acid sex last night.

by schmeeler May 29, 2008

sex god

ville valo!!
no other words are need to describe a sex god!!

i don´t have to say more!
keep on rockin´

by akasha September 14, 2004

Roblox sex

Roblox sex is having sex on roblox and fucking a hot boy or girl

Let’s have roblox sex cause your so fucking hot.

by I like to have sex 🍆😫🍒 October 4, 2020