jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with

me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry

by Panel to June 13, 2017

Jack Rickwood

Massive Legend, Bigger Cunt

Daniel Wood wants to be Jack Rickwood

by weasel1993 October 10, 2018

Jack

U stoopid

Hahah Jack like Gorgia

by LilDickyboiGang March 1, 2019

Air jack

its practically when your bored and got nothing else to do so you start wanking off a random ghost

"i got bored so i wanked off a ghost!"
Air jack

by reverend ballshow February 11, 2020

Jealous jack

Basically a jealous bald man who can’t be happy for his friends demon ways

Nathan is a jealous jack and basically is a bot and can’t appreciate picks movement

by Sir pickles March 19, 2022

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Jack Wagon

slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes

Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.

by Charliefyffe December 12, 2018