Friend

Someone you hate, who hangs out with you, only because they have no friends and think it's ok to crash your outings.

Friend 1: I love coming to Starbucks1 *They'd smile.*
Friend 2: Me too! This place is a second home for me! *Grins until they saw the "friend".
Me: Oh hell naw, guys we gots to go.

by SweetAndSaltyIt'sSkyler March 14, 2018

friend

a fucking bitch that is never there when you need them and stabs you in the back and all on reapeat leaves you with no friends

"hey" what stupid bitch go die in a hole" friend 1 :.....

by oofer4l January 11, 2021

Friend

1-real
2-fake

A:be my friend pls
B:(ready for the choice that change ur life)

by I don’t have any name February 22, 2021

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

Booty friend request

When you receive a Facebook friend request late a night from a person you were flirting with earlier.

OMG he just sent me a friend request at 2am!
Oooo man he's looking for that booty friend request.

by Bob Madlehouser May 30, 2016

Boy-Friend

“Boy-dash-friend” A boy that’s a friend in an exclusive casual relationship. Think of it as a loose tooth hanging by a couple gum strands.

Sydney: hey girl, has max met your parents yet?
Rachel: hell no, he’s my boy-friend not my boyfriend

by bluecollargypsy September 20, 2021

friends

A show or something you don't have

Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure

Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!

by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022