Pignose pussy duke

When you take a BIG wiff of a vagina and move down to the Butthole without bringing your face up. End result is a pignose face.

That dude last night made the best pignose pussy duke of my life.

by KatieRed October 19, 2007

phat pussy syndrome

When a girls pussy is so phat that swelling and growth could happen.

Dude i fucked my girl and she has phat pussy syndrome.

by mr.boiohboi December 23, 2020

pussy on your sideburns

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky

Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"

by Yank meplease December 2, 2009

Peeneroni Pussy Pop

A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop

Jane: Did you bring protection?
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

fire hydrant pussy

a girl whose pussy discharges like a fire hydrant

I had that "fire hydrant pussy" last night and it flooded out my neighbors downstairs.

by moodybitch August 15, 2010

Roundhouse pussy kick

When you're fucking a chick and she tells you she has an std, you pull out quickly out roundhouse her in the pussy

Dude, i was fucking this chick last night and she told me she had herpes, I roundhouse pussy kicked the shit out of her

by Nutbusterdeluxe December 21, 2009

After Prom Pussy

When a females shame hole is extraordinarily sweaty causing it to smell like week old fish wrapped in sourdough bread.

" Yo, I went to go down on Katie and when I pulled down her panties, noxious fumes bellowed out of her After Prom Pussy"

by The Clit Stomper September 10, 2011