Penis

Something you look up on urban dictionary when you're bored

Joe:man I'm bored, I should look up penis on urban dictionary

by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023

Penis

A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?

This girl's got a HELL of a penis!

bro.... what?

by Caden F. August 21, 2021

Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021

Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it

“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”

by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Penis

A penis is a large cylindrical shaft used on a woman

You mom was given quite the penis

by Big daddy horse coc May 30, 2022

penis

A thing that gets hard when aroused.

Me: I'm tired of my penis getting hard!

by TVking April 17, 2019