Non zoned friend or NZF is a noun used for a friend that have a reasonable chance to became someones partner. Origin of this word comes from the phenomen called friendzone where chances of becaming mate of the desired person is a fucking joke. New term non zoned friend or NZF is used to show that person is not in a friendzone to avoid confusion.
Hey how about that Adam you have been meeting now?
IDK he is really sweet but i dont know if my faith in men is recovered yet, my mind is like 50/50 on it... he is my Non zoned friend now.
IDK he is really sweet but i dont know if my faith in men is recovered yet, my mind is like 50/50 on it... he is my Non zoned friend now.
by VH_Tiberius April 7, 2019

You cuddle. Everyone knows you want to Fuckkkkkkkk but you’re in denial you like each other. Y’all be selfish and think you’re the shit. They ask their “crushes” to dances then ditch them to hang out with each other
Sally: “ Adelaide Stole my date from me wtf”
Mark: “Yeah Gary was all over her fuck that guy. They say theirs friends but they be on some bullshit.”
Mark: “Yeah Gary was all over her fuck that guy. They say theirs friends but they be on some bullshit.”
by Ihatemylifeifyouknowyouknow February 7, 2020

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay
by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024

A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.
Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? "
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"
by Ninja Nerd Warrior November 13, 2014

by Destroyer 02 August 3, 2019

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY
Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster
MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century
Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century
Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
by dreamymimi August 9, 2024
