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Space monkey

A practice usually done in mental hospitals in which the participant crouches down, hyperventilates, then springs up on their feet whilst simultaneously holding their breath, causing a breif seizure due to lack of oxygen
“Hey, do u wanna play space monkey?”
“Nah man, that shit causes brain damage
by Cra-z-8 July 18, 2023
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Tariff Monkey

Derogatory name used for Canadians because they refuse to accept that America is better and will win any tariff war.
Conor McDavid is such a fucking Tariff Monkey.
by GreatWhite92 June 6, 2025
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Monkey

greatest thing to ever exist and they will steal ur girl and eat their ass while u cry and wish to be monke too. they are also god and created everything.
guy1 : i want to be monkey too
guy2 : its impossible to be such a magnificent god
by bootybitchesandbacon6969 November 29, 2022
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The Great Monkey Incident

On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 18, 2021
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monkey goo jit

A big black monkey jit that thinks a thuff nigga but he is actully a gay barca fan that thinks madrid is ass goofy ass nig
by monkey boo April 22, 2025
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overdeveloped monkey

Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!
by Some gay rat December 1, 2020
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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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