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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Expose friend day

On november 10th post 1 picture of you friend then delete it after 1 minute (Instagram only)
by Aseer November 6, 2019
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Friends

Something you will never have or understand.
by iPutTheBiInBitch December 15, 2018
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situation friend

a friend that you do not actually like their personality, but bc of a situation( small shitty towns, at an event, relatives the same age as you, classes with random ppl ) you spend time with them (not always on a regular basis). this person annoys you at times and you may or may not find their beliefs expensive.
example 1

(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together

ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex

girl: we volunteer at the same place

ex3:

patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends
by echo88 March 26, 2023
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friend with benefits

a friend with whom one has an occasional and casual sexual relationship.
1. "They've been friends with benefits for a few months now."
2. "I've never been comfortable with the idea of a friend with benefits."
3. "She's looking for a friend with benefits, not a serious relationship."
by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024
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Best friend

A best friend is your one friend that you truly just love the most the one that gets you the must the one you laugh and talk to the most the one that you trust with your life with everything a true best friend is a Kate who keeps it all real all the time who’s funny and tells you the truth and laughs at your jokes even when there not funny the one you dream of your future together as besties of your weekend road trips and beach vacations your good old fashion girl talks that’s what a really good best friend a Kate that’s the best best friend
by Thorns June 27, 2019
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mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.
Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
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