Penis

I am the CEO of it

Random girl: "What is that thing looking like a third leg between his legs?"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"

by TheT-PoseGuy May 28, 2020

jonathan penis

hes the penis guy

jonathan penis is the penis guy

by deezies November 12, 2023

Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.

How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.

by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021

Penis

A ding dong inbetween them legs.

"Look at her penis."

by Oavfwkabf March 23, 2020

Penis

When you have nothing else to say.

"What is the Pythagorean theorem class"
"Penis"

by ManDoudBruh April 30, 2021

penis butter

the butter you make from penis milk.

i put some penis butter on my toast this morning.

by starymars June 17, 2020

my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it

Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time

by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023