Penis

A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?

This girl's got a HELL of a penis!

bro.... what?

by Caden F. August 21, 2021

Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Penis

A penis is a large cylindrical shaft used on a woman

You mom was given quite the penis

by Big daddy horse coc May 30, 2022

viral penis

someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!

me: ph?

someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!

me: :flushed:

woah that viral penis has 200k views!

by procilten (not prociten) June 9, 2021

Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.

I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!

by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020

Penis Flicker

1. someone that flicks a naked or hidden penis
2. a penis that flicks another penis
3. we wrote this shit because we were bored
4. penis flicking is not allowed in some countries
5. flick my penis at pornhub.com/flickapenis

Let me become your penis flicker.
My penis flicked your penis.

by Penis Flicker May 23, 2015