the 53 dfined by the 2. in time it all comes around. five men wandered across the arid sahara with nothing but honey and beeswax in their pouches. when the time came for hydration they had no hcoice but the drink from the penis. thank you for your time
by henry cow May 5, 2023
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Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again
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