candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

No nut november

An internet challenge where guys won't watch porn, bust a nut or anything like that.

Joe: hey Billy, how's no nut november?
Billy: I failed ;-;
Joe: sorry bro. There's next year though.

by YourHellaStrange November 7, 2021

Ghost nut

When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.

Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.

by Yung Fugly January 8, 2017

bum nut

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

Nutting

when you are having anal sex and white stuff comes out the dick and lets u have babies

oh my gosh im nutting

by qwert qtip March 26, 2025

supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.

John: Where’s Steve?
Pete: In the hospital.
John: How come?
Pete: He experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro, wicked skill issue!

by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021