crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee December 15, 2008

no nut no jizzy

Another form of "no cap" also can be used as a greeting in Germany.

when used as a greeting, cocks must be held.

Bruno I haven't seen you in forever no nut no jizzy bro.

by Vapy February 5, 2024

Going Nuts

Consuming abnormally large amounts of nutmeg to obtain a cannabinoid/deliriant high

I've been going nuts for so long my wife left me when I thought her foot was my sounding tool

by Bigtiddygothula69 August 7, 2024

nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.

I've got nut drift on my right side.

by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018

No nut November

Every year the male gender try’s not to nut for a month

Guy: I successfully completed no nut November

by Ian is coll 1284 November 22, 2020

chode nut

A person who is being rude/ a little bitch

hey john is such a chode nut

by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016

Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum

Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.

by publius2011 April 3, 2017