A male who's good at talking to women, but it's all a front...as soon as the female takes the bait, and seems interested, he runs.
I think that guy's a Virgin, really...watch him a play "Mack-Monkey" with that girl at the bar...then run.
by BarnabyWilde September 19, 2016
Get the Mack-Monkeymug. You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
Get the Monkey's paw wishmug. A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.
by pkben March 30, 2009
Get the Runt Monkeymug. A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
Get the spanking the lady monkeymug. 
dark animals who love kool-aid, watermelon and fried chicken if they dont get it they will become angry and aggressive they usually shoot people and do drugs they all have names like: Tyrone, Donqavious, Jamal etc
Tyrone: Yo my nigga you wanna eat chicken and do drugs again lets go beat up people too
Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
by george rizzington May 2, 2023
Get the monkeysmug. The semi derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. Not racially motivated
by coolpotatoe724 February 21, 2025
Get the Fork Monkeymug.