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Penis infringement

When a penis commits tax fraud
God dammit I accidentally committed penis infringement
by Fat hoobs July 15, 2019
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penis gang **revised example sentence v2**

gang gang gang shi u feel me penis gang shi u feel me whole lotta flu flammin shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u know what im sayin
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 1: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence v2**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
mugGet the penis gang **revised example sentence v2**mug.

penis

ock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
penis
by sakura Naruto December 5, 2020
mugGet the penismug.

Penis

Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.
“Girl im licking penis tonight
“Gurl you lucks asf”
by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
mugGet the Penis pullsmug.

Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole
Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.
by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019
mugGet the Screen penismug.

penis

a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.
Man, look at his huge penis! It's so hairy and I want to fucking lick it so bad!
by h2008 June 17, 2018
mugGet the penismug.

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