fud friend

The fat ugly dumb friend in a friend group that makes the other friends look better.
I don't hate Charlie but you realise he's just the fud friend right.
by 5SweetKittens May 04, 2019
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I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.
“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look its B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day
by Willllllywobker September 02, 2022
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Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas
by Poster Boy June 03, 2025
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- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying
“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid
by vbnmqwerty June 09, 2022
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name 3 friends

A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’

You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.
*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*
by vuahm June 07, 2024
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Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 07, 2018
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