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Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
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Jack

Jack is the perfect guy. He has a massive cock, is very smart, and is fucking sexy! although he does have a criminal record that is nearly a small bump in the passionate road of amazing sex. all ladies, come to jack and you will not be disappointed.
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Jack

The act of inserting your finger into your friend’s anal cavity after he passes out on his stomach and wiggling your finger while thrusting in and out.
Eddie passed out drunk and ended up getting the jack.
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Jack Shit Off

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!
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mind jack

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)
I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.
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Jacking Wylder

A wild masturbating competition between two friends that often leads to frisky sexual favours
Bro 1: Hey bro, you wanna pull a jacking Wylder after work?

Bro 2: YES OF COURSE, but it could get frisky…..
Bro 1: it wouldn’t be a jacking Wylder if it doesn’t get frisky;)
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