Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

CHEESE

person 1: CHEESE

person 2: CHEESE

by peopleAreSTUPID69 February 17, 2022

The act of beating masturbating in a restaurant bathroom and finish before your food is ready

Jonny pulled off the perfect Philly cheese steak at Applebee's last night

by DatboiPleb June 2, 2018

I cool mouse that loves cheese and dancing and singing about loving little boys

Quandale: “mom, can we have Biggy cheese?”
Mom: no, we have Biggy cheese at home.”

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah it was Tim Cheese.

One of the worst addictions one can get

by Cheeseeater5000 November 23, 2021