Penis Mascot

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.

🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.

by Techgyrl October 24, 2019

Penis

The sexual organ ment to excrete urine and release sperm in the form of cum.

Person 1: I have a small Penis
Person 2: cool.

by Urmomgaylol12345 May 5, 2018

Penis face

Another way of calling someone ugly.

She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.

by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024

Penis

Male
Dick

Woooowhhh jerden has a big penis

by GRACEMOTHERFUCKINGOBER April 15, 2019

Mc skinny penis

This is when someone is more alone than awesome but is still quite awesome. Most people would say that it is a good thing to be but it is still not the best thing to be. You do not need a penis to be know as a Mc skinny penis.

Feelix: Wow the Oscar is such a Mc skinny penis
Oscar: yeah true that

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX June 17, 2019

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012