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Slap dat butt Monday

You slap a random persons butt on any Monday.
Hey it's slap dat butt Monday.
by BRUH WYD October 30, 2019
mugGet the Slap dat butt Mondaymug.

butt dial face call

When your really old.... wait reallllly old dad accidentally calls. You know he didn't MEAN to call, but it would've been nice to hear from him anyways... :' (
Daniel: Man I was really excited the other day when I thought I was gonna get to talk to my dad... But who am i kidding it was definitely a butt dial face call.
Chadley: Wow that really sucks bro. The old BDFC... Maybe YOU should reach out next time.
by KewlestPoster17 March 4, 2021
mugGet the butt dial face callmug.

screw my butt

1. A rare occurrence when something really gay is said by someone when his ass doesnt fit into something and is fed up about it, and sounds really homosexual

2. One thing you never want to say ever as a guy...unless you are into that kind of stuff
1. Kev: Dude you sit in the chair like this you idiot!
Posh: Forget it, screw my butt.
Ak: WTF DID HE JUST SAY?!?!

2. "FUCK! SCREW MY BUTT!!!"
"...Never again"
by the crimson chinnnn January 27, 2009
mugGet the screw my buttmug.

butt jam occulous

the beggining of time when all men seemed to have a little BUTT in the HOLE. Therefore meaning jamming something similar to and occulous in the butt. making it jamed and constapated.
butt jam occulous butt jam occulous
mugGet the butt jam occulousmug.

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