Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friend is a friendlier way of saying young child.

Teacher: “ Hey squeaky friends how are we feeling today!!” Children: “good!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020

Suck friend

A friend who sucks.

Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022

Friend

Rejection of being in a relationship with you

I see you as a friend
You're a great friend

by Destroyer 02 August 3, 2019

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Best friend

A best friend, also known as a Bff, is someone who has your back and still cares about you after every fight. You should be able to tell them anything without worrying about their reaction. They will stay loyal to you and will love you for who you are. Even you you have lots of other friends, your best friend is still your favorite. A best friend doesn't ditch you for other people, even if you're mad. If you're so-called best friend lacks at least half of these traits, you should find someone better to spend your time with.

"You know that pretty girl over there?"
Me: "Yes! That's my best friend."

by yoyoyoyoyo!? February 5, 2020