by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024
Get the National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Daymug. When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
Get the nut shirtmug. (masturbation in the distance)
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!
2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!
2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut
by OoftheDoof! June 5, 2019
Get the nutmug. by Free bird April 20, 2018
Get the nut spellmug. "Dying so good you nut." When an actor has a death scene and as they die they make a dramatic o-face.
by Vampire Man Lover December 3, 2022
Get the Death Nutmug. A wet rag that has been dryed a little bit that is twirled around several times then slapping someone in the nuts, genitalia, genitals, testicles, groin, crotch, balls
Guy 1: “ man jack nut wiped me last night, and I still can’t think about it without my nuts hurting”
Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
Get the nut wipmug. 