Nut Pucker

A Child who seruptitiously pucks his nuts

I nut puckered your dad

by Hjjddgbbjj December 22, 2020

Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.

You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker

by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 04, 2018

Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025

tryna nut

(Abbreviated) Trying to nut.

Man's tryna nut, gnomean?

by tjr1022 December 08, 2017

Blind nut

Like a blind date, but for sex

“My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

blind nut

Your a blind nut.

Javier called out to adam, you're a blind nut

by Weldingdog February 16, 2018

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 25, 2024