brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Brown Banana

A person of color who is enamored with Asian culture. Often can be heard quoting My Hero Academia lines in Japanese, always throw up a peace sign when they take a photo, make homemade ramen and kimchi, and solely date people of an Asian persuasion.

Look at Israel snacking on dehydrated squid with his Korean girlfriend. He's such a brown banana.

by fatCHADDYdaddy July 8, 2023

Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.

Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!

by huddyballs May 13, 2025

kaitlyn brown

she is super pretty but shes super bipolar always ready to sleep and eat and loves hard she loves kittens she dont play about her monkey and she farts alot

kaitlyn brown is bittersweet but shes caring

by jayvaunsbestie June 30, 2023

Brown eye

Your butt hole

Man my brown eye is itchy

by ORiGiNALJANE November 5, 2025

Brown Bull

A man of non-white descent other than African American who is well-endowed and dominant sexual. Often, pursued by submissive white females whom are unsatisfied sexually with their white partners.

Dominic is a brown bull, his white girlfriend is never going back to her white ex after having sex with Dominic.

by D.Lang December 8, 2024

Brown

Mr. and Mrs. Brown: king and queen of the hobos.

Weren't these two people, The Brown's, panhandling yesterday and the day before here?

by The Anrkissed September 20, 2019