Zach

Zach is something of a scientist himself

I, Zach, am something of a scientist himself

by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022

Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.

Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble

by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022

Zach

When someone steals your kill in a video game.

"Dude did you seriously just Zach my kill?!"

by Sir_SleepSword February 13, 2021

Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.

That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.

by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022

Zach

Super hot and sexy boy who probably makes the best latkes. Is very funny and sweet and the best boyfriend ever

I love Zach

by ..-…..-…-….. December 4, 2021

zach d

hot

zach d is hot

by dnakdmsms April 12, 2022

Zach

A typical Zach is fast yet slow at everything else. Zach’s are very shy people and hate acting or speaking in public. If you meet a Zach you are extremely lucky and should be very proud of yourself.

Zach : a human who can run

by IWILLSUEYOU June 26, 2019