wonthefirstrace

During ejaculation, 100( or more) million sperm is released, only 100-300 make it to the egg.

Only one will succeed to burrow itself on the egg's protective layer.

This is the first race that every organism wins when they are entering the universe.

That is YOU!

Upset that you didn't win the lottery? You wonthefirstrace to be here!

by momentsbylori January 7, 2026

waffle wench

The best like eva word eva , A adjective originating from the words wench and waffle. It can be used as a power ful insult

That waffle wench ate my waffles
We r well ard chavs n u are a waffle wench

by flamoog April 25, 2005

cod wench

A person with fish like qualities, often stinks of fish, has no money.. and just so happens to be a wench.

Hello Derek, is this your wife? My word. What a cod wench!

by derby11 May 15, 2007

bog wench

A fat, pale, mall-gothic, unattractive female usually present at metal concerts, Hot Topic, anime conventions and role-playing seminars. Typically outfitted in those stupid goth chain pants and excessive body odor. Also a name for any fat female.

Whoa that Bog Wench gets 2D6 armor saves when she listens to Nightwish!

My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

News wench

Journalist, reporter, editor, pagenator, news photographer

The news wenches wont stop harassing the serial killers wife for intimate details about their marriage.

I got in a car accident today and within 15 minutes the news wench showed up to take photos of the carnage.

by vixeyg May 17, 2011

Sand Wench

A woman easily seduced at the beach.

Guy: "Man, she was an easy lay."

Dude: "I heard she was an exhibitionist. Where'd you go?"

Guy: "We went to the Beach at midnight."

Dude: "Ah. I figured she was a sand wench."

by Korgihl December 17, 2012

Diana Winchester

Diana Winchester means a gorgeous girl who is nice, beautiful, smart, kind etc. And every guy wants her.

Look over there that looks like a Diana Winchester

by Itsjohny November 24, 2016