A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.
"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."
by The sloop god April 13, 2017
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When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out
What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat
by KChez November 14, 2017
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This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a bitch witch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can also be written "witch bitch".
That bitch witch makes my life a living hell.

Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.

Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!
by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023
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Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
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When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube
My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.
Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.
by IntroT April 18, 2020
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