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ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving
Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you
by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
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numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian
Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.
by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018
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ride wit me

"-Aah shiit did u hear the song made by T.I?? Its called Ride wit me!"
by Gardulf November 12, 2016
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Dylan man wit a plan

Common nickname for Zumiez employess
AYYYEEE dylan man wit a plan.
by Me=word plug January 16, 2019
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Kees de wit

Kees de Wit is the type of guy who can’t stop talking about the same objects. Especially talking about himself in a extremely boring way. Most Kees de Wits are also trying to be alpha male but 100% of the time that is an extreme failure. And last but not least all Kees de Wits are getting overpaid.
He talked so boring, he really pulled a Kees de Wit
by Hesselini November 22, 2021
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Bro's wit bank Rolls

A bunch of hood kids who come from a small city who claim they're rappers and rent a "recording" studio for an hour to spit shit.
Hood Kid #1: "I'm with the Bro's wit bank Rolls."
Man: "What's that?"
Hood Kid #2: "We rappers."
Man: "OH..."
by kneeleigh June 16, 2017
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witted

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
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