little weener

You have a extremely small penis. Small than the average mouse. Literally, that small of a penis. So small that you would want to donate some of your penis to theirs.

Chris the scavenger has a little weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005

Put your weener back in

Settle down,calm down

Dude,put your weener back in

by Brock July 15, 2003

weeder

the man how keeps everyone under control after smoking pot

dave is a great weeder

by super man39 August 20, 2009

weekend warrior

a term commonly used by douchebags to describe people with jobs during the week, who enjoy life only on the weekends.

Hey want to hit up a bar tonight?
Nah i can't i have work tomorrow.
oh ok weekend warrior

by anonymous100000 October 4, 2013

weekend grocery store

The weekend grocery store is where one can purchase consumables for weekend festivities. Commonly known as the liqueur store.

I need to make a run to the weekend grocery store. Who's going to drive me?

by sunfarm July 28, 2009

Weekend of Fury

When a group of good friends embark on a pre-determined city of choice for a weekend. Weekends of Fury require: inebriation, bad decisions, and buns getting beat. During a Weekend of Fury it is a participant's duty to forget their adult lives and live by one motto: Less Go! Make Plays! Get Some!

What do you have up for this weekend?

I'm heading to Denver with a bunch of friends for a Weekend of Fury.

by WOF'er March 30, 2010

Weeperbate

Masterbating with one's own tears.

Chris spent weeks weeperbating after his recent breakup with Rachel.

Joey was dehydrated and chaffed due to excessive weeperbating brought on by a recent breakup.

Dave retired to his room to Weeperbate.

by MasterWeeper March 9, 2012