No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023

Skinny Water

It’s like water…. But better! (And in a Starbucks cup that you write skinny water on)

Omg can i get some skinny water from Starbucks please?!?!?

by Lola Scotty April 14, 2022

Pill water

Similar to molly water, pill water is a concoction of supersized, over the top ecstasy pills mixed with ketamine or coke, shaken well with water, with a side of magic mushrooms. Dance until you can’t dance no more.

Loui: ‘Give me some of that pill water’

Hugh: ‘Nah we’re out’

Loui: ‘Better go make some more’

by Markymark29 December 8, 2018

Safety Water

Bottled water used to put out a safety torch caused fire.

Tim Tim burned his house down with the safety torches and now he needs safety water to put it out.

by TheReal1 December 8, 2013

beef water

another term for beef broth or beef stock

do we need any beef water for this recipe?

by tterboski March 20, 2018

Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud

Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub

by Infected toe man April 21, 2015

Fight Water

An alcoholic beverage that is created when all other mixers have been expended. Fight water occurs near the end of the night in order to hydrate and keep drinking.

Fight can refer to the battle between the alcohol and the water, or the effect of proper hydration and inebriation which puts the drinker in prime fighting condition.

Vodka + water = fight

Watch out, Sam's drinking fight water now.
Oh shit, someone's about to get fucked up.

by Tri tri May 25, 2022