warm canadian

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.

Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."

by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016

Warm Mouth

someone who is only used for sexual gratification, physical affection, or otherwise used without prospect of a relationship.

Girl 1: "He really wants me, and i like him a lot!!"
Girl 2: "You know he only sees you as a warm mouth, right?"

by stpidgblin May 3, 2024

Warm Damian

A concoction of instant oatmeal and hot chocolate. A food born is necessity and depravity.

What in Christ name are you making with the work coffee machine?

A Warm Damian, I’m hungry thirsty and uncaffienated.

by Greasybanker December 10, 2023

Gummie warm

Dick that won't get hard ...Limp Dick

Gummie warm means a Soft penis that won't get hard

by TrustNone September 14, 2019

Warm Iguana Goop

A special goop that is made by the species called the "Warm Iguana Goop Producers" and is an Iguanian delicacy.

Person 1: "Bro, u ever heard of the saying that goes "Warm Iguana Goop gives you orgasm"?"
Person 2: "Naw, we're not from Iguania."

by Wig eater August 25, 2024

warm

Annoyed, irritated, angry.

After the mechanic made me wait four hours for an oil change without even a snack, I was hangry and warm.

by rev724 June 16, 2022

Warm Towel

Similar to a Pearl Necklace, but not as splotchy. When a full sheet of cum is applied to the body without any gaps or holes (ideally rectangular in shape, but not required). Often a group effort, but can be accomplished by determined or particularly gifted individuals.

I hope you're a generous lover and gave him a Warm Towel when you finished.

by KratosElGreatos September 20, 2025