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Winter Warmer 

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, to be inevitably dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy.

If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her ex-boyfriend can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.
Dylan: You're the perfect winter warmer
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I mean, we'll always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p
Winter Warmer by Raxteri January 11, 2012
Related Words

Warmhole 

A hole that is warm; notably, a vagina.

Often mistaken for "wormhole", although both holes are often frequented with similar things.
A baby octopus came out of her warmhole.
Warmhole by Fosterpython January 8, 2009

warmatize 

To make something warm, change the surroundings to warm up a room or person.
Give me some more blankets so I can warmatize myself.
warmatize by Kelly ann November 23, 2006

Winter Warmer 

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.
Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing
Winter Warmer by One Unintended January 7, 2012

Heat warmer 

When you are having sex and you put your belly on there back or ass
I was at this Halloween party and I gave this girl a heat warmer
Heat warmer by Big jamo April 24, 2023

pasty warmer

a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...
Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...