Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.

Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.

by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023

WTF

wheres the food

"Hey Mary. wtf"
"Excuse you Lilly"
"No, I said WHERE'S THE FOOD"

by VCFVB December 6, 2023

Bro WTF

It’s something that people say when they are seriously distressed. Please don’t use this commonly. Have a nice day!

Bro WTF are you doing?

by Excalibur III December 9, 2023

WTF

stands for "Where's the fox". Term for red-heads to use when looking for something in desperation.

Bob: "Mary, what are you doing"
Mary (redhead): "Ugh WTF! I'm looking for my hair loss accelerator!"

by big_Barter August 24, 2023

WTF

Wooo Tomorrow's Friday!

*looks at calendar* "WTF!"
Someone "what? What's wrong?"
"No, nothing's wrong, Tomorrow's Friday!"

by Purenames December 2, 2021

WTF

You could say it means: Where’s the food? Wow, that’s fantastic! Or Where’s the frog?

Child: Mom, WTF?
Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?
Child: Mom, chill… I was just trying to say Where’s the food? I’m hungry… I learnt it from the urban dictionary.

by Chris_schreech-owl_Banana December 6, 2021

Wtf

Why that furry

Harry: "Wtf?"
Matt: "It's my decision!"

by ryota Suzui December 21, 2020