Gold Nosed Upper Crusts

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.
"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"
by Dyne Willow Work February 02, 2021
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Uppered

The process of artificially increasing the worth or putting or systematically pushing up something at an upper level instead of its objective inference and natural escalation.
They enjoy certain unfair economical, social and cultural advantages and privileges because of their uppered caste status in Indian society.
There are no upper or lower castes, only uppered and lowered castes.
There is no upper or superior race, only uppered race to manage their own benefits and insecurities.
by mitron February 22, 2023
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Upper Decker

When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.

Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.

1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.

2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.

3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 05, 2024
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upper decker

when u shit on the top deck of the toilet
ima leave a upper decker
by Γρεεκ φεμβοΥ November 27, 2024
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Upper Decker

When a phish show is so bad, someone jumps from the top tier head first into the audience.
"Brah, are they playing gotta jiboo again? Gawd I'm gonna smoke some sourD then take an Upper Decker'
by MomoDanceSkunkPusky October 18, 2021
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Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
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upper decker

When you take a dump in a toilets tank
Dude: im going to take an upper decker in burger kings toilet.

(Dude upper decks BK)
Later someone takes a piss and flushes toilet: what the!
by mountain high mush September 13, 2014
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