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highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.
e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME
by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013
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The Unicorn Bop

The Unicorn Bop is when you place a dildo atop your forehead to where it is secured, and then proceed to headbop with the dildo aimed either at someone's vagina or anal cavity, which thusly results in the dildo being thrusted in and out as if it would during actual sex.
"Ayo, last night was lit!"
"That's right, The Unicorn Bop we did last night was actually very awesome!"
by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 14, 2023
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Tory Unicorn

A amazing youtuber. Known to be a Hipster.
That Tory Unicorn is one Hipster.
by just one fan January 1, 2011
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Unicorn tears

Tears of a unicorn. The magical healing powers of Unicorn tears can be seen a something exclusive and unique. Unicorn tears processed in skincare or makeup wil make you look younger, make you sparkle and make you look beautiful. If you drink Unicorn tears your health wil be better but a drinker of unicorn tears can be seen as someone cruel like if the unicorn was hurt to make it cry and you drink it's tears because you're so mean.
-Oh she's such a bitch she drinks Unicorn tears for breakfast.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.
by NOVA-CAISEY November 9, 2017
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unicorn treatment

When you stick a sticklike object up someone’s ass and fuck them
by The only pug July 16, 2021
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Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.
Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
We could be the best unicorn dragon!
by Hehecamren September 10, 2020
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Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.
by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017
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