Flippy the tortoise

a cute little tortoise with the smarts of 10000000000000000000000 people she will take over your brain

omg, look at the tortoise!
oh that's flippy the tortoise don't make her mad or shell kill u

by kam the ham August 29, 2022

No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.

During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.

by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022

stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023

El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.

I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini

by tidalattorney January 11, 2024

el paso tortilla stack

A sex move where the participant is sandwiched between 2 naked tortas and marinated in salsa

My homie told me about his weekend fun with some tortas making and el paso tortilla stack

by chizzleyofizzletwin January 21, 2026

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

When Americans are starving with Trump attacks Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Somalia, Nigeria, etc.

"The Trump Administration’s $3 Meal: ‘A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing’

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 16, 2026