Made In China Too

Where almost everything comes from.

(Even that special thing you're for sure wasn't).

Boy: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."

Boy: "But whhhyyy?"

Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."

Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"

Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"

by UM&UAE2021 December 10, 2019

Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014

Go-too Jacket

That one jacket which you rely on when you need to make a statement on a night out.

"Tom must be chasing a girl tonight, he's wearing his go-too jacket"

by Go-too Jacket January 23, 2015

too bi to function

when a bisexual person is too wrapped up in their sexuality tho focus on anything else.

"you know i heard niomi's too bi to function."

by dontjudgemeimbi#love April 5, 2016

too many things

A person who acts stuck up, thinks their hot shit. Conceited, grand.

Look at her. She acts like she's too many things.

by Jim Gerard February 11, 2014

too much mcdonald's

An insult to say to fat or obese people, especially if they like burgers and fries.

I think you have too much mcdonald's.

by Billiam Beaver June 15, 2017

too hype in the benz

Nomenclature for successful, victorious or anything related with looking good

Person 1: Damn Tobi Lou looking real clean.
Person 2: Yeah bet, he's too hype in the benz.
Or
Person 1: I just graduated.
Person 2: Oooooooo ok sir, congrats for the dub, we see you being hype in that benz.

by The_Mans October 7, 2020