bit too strawberry

Girl, likes a solid fisting sesh in a cafe, Skyping lesbians, and Iranian cock up to and including Ahmedinejad. Generally an all-round thundercunt.

"I don't like Miranda... shes a bit too strawberry"

Ted:"10/10 would bang that chick."
Frank:"Nah mate, only a 7, she's a bit too strawberry."

by masterfingers December 6, 2015

Too rough to be true

Not a sustainable kind of rough, someone who's desperately just rough enough for long enough to claim they broke somebody's nose, and put everything they had into trying, then goes back to being as silly as they were as a kid.

He/she was too rough to be true, that's how you knew this is not who he/she is or was (as a kid growing up).

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Go-too Jacket

That one jacket which you rely on when you need to make a statement on a night out.

"Tom must be chasing a girl tonight, he's wearing his go-too jacket"

by Go-too Jacket January 23, 2015

Made In China Too

Where almost everything comes from.

(Even that special thing you're for sure wasn't).

Boy: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."

Boy: "But whhhyyy?"

Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."

Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"

Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"

by UM&UAE2021 December 10, 2019

it's quiet too quiet

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.

Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019

too hype in the benz

Nomenclature for successful, victorious or anything related with looking good

Person 1: Damn Tobi Lou looking real clean.
Person 2: Yeah bet, he's too hype in the benz.
Or
Person 1: I just graduated.
Person 2: Oooooooo ok sir, congrats for the dub, we see you being hype in that benz.

by The_Mans October 7, 2020

Too MF Playa

“Too mf playa is a way of life. When one is too mf playa they have such an immense amount of drip/swag they can’t help but to act a fool. On the verge of being “lost in the sauce.” Being too mf playa is commonly associated with taking a ridiculous mirror selfie or lip syncing your favorite Lil Durk song. Popularized by OrigynSport™️ founder Jake Morris, the most foolish playa of them all.”

Jake Morris is too mf playa! His drip is outta this world!

by YungBlanco October 7, 2021