Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.

“How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”

“My tank has never been so dank”

by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020

Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.

Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.

by Un Hump January 10, 2023

Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

Tax Tank

It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.

The Tax Tank really planned my tax affairs in the most efficient way possible.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people

i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"

by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009

toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.

I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.

by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018

tank hanger

To describe when a woman wakes in the morning with one breast exposed outside a tank top.

Realized I had a tank hanger after I hit the alarm this morning

by Manofisle May 30, 2018